Due to CenturyLink being down, we’re currently only able to accept duckettes, which is apparently 90s slang for cold hard American greenbacks that Matt is desperately trying to bring back. CenturyLink is anticipating being up around 2:45, and then we’ll be good to accept your 21st century money. But let’s be honest, you don’t have Netflix at home now so you might as well swing by the House to wait out the Stone Age with some beer and probably some good old fashioned Maury reruns.
Edit: We should be up and running now, everyone. Thanks for your patience with something we had literally nothing to do with. We can still watch Maury if you’re down though.